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Needed Update

Journal Entry: Thu May 8, 2008, 8:09 PM
  • Mood: Noble
  • Listening to: KKR
  • Reading: Willful Creatures
  • Watching: Mum's boyfriend playing Half-Life
  • Playing: Oh my god I need a girlfriend
  • Eating: Rice
  • Drinking: Water
This isn't the format I'll be using all the time, but I need to write, vent, and whatever today

Good News:
Number One in my class for reading! WOO RIGHT-BRAINEDNESS!!!

My wrist is getting better, but it's still pretty bad.

I got a love note from :iconcybycheetah:

I am good at a card game my friend Piotr taught me.

My friend Roman is getting hit on constantly and it is so funny to watch! HA HA ROMAN!!! HA HA!

I have As in everything but algebra.

Poetry is rapidly springing to mind on my bus rides.

I made a new character (Tom the Zombie) and have started a series of short movies called Static. It's like live action Robot Chicken. I have a script written. Here's an excerpt:

ACT I START

Two teenagers (RS and PG) are snuggling on the couch, watching Shrek.

PG (Pretty Girl): I'm glad we could do this tonight.

RS (Radioshack Guy): I am too.

They lean in to kiss.

Voice Of-Screen: Unclean! Unclean!

-sound of a trash can getting knocked over-

RS: What the hell was that?

PG: Shut up.

They snog really stereotypically on the couch, then, a window is smashed in, a man with a knife and a light blue Frowny Face mask (FF) jumps into the room!

The two kids scream

FF: Unclean! Unclean!!!

FF drags PG off screen, PG screams a bunch and blood sprays onto RS.

RS: Oh my god!

FF: Unclean!!!

FF jumps out the broken window, covered in PG's blood.

Narrator: Though the call to 911, the 300 stitches, the girl succumbs to her wounds in the ICU later the next morning.

END ACT I

I love my hair. I just got it cut.

I got sexy art-director glasses!

I am getting better at drawing, biding my time until I can get my hands on another camera.



Bad News:

I'm mastrubating so much nowadays I'm starting to chafe. Someone help me stop!

My cards got taken at school yesterday. That really sucked.

I have lots of Make-up work to do. I'll get on that after this.

My cryptic board musings have been erased right in front of me, while I'm doing them! Oh well. It's hard to get too upset when they say that musings isn't a word.

My Language Arts group isn't listening to any of my ideas. We're writing movie scripts. "We should have twins in our movie!" "Their names should be Tom and Jeffery!" "OMG!!!" "How about Horatio and Nigel instead?" "Uh, why?" "How does that move our story along?" "How does having twins who -picks up character sheet- who are 'stubborn and popular, also really cute' help our story." "Uh... Ah..." -gets punched by the kid with bipolar in our class-
ARRRRGH!!!

There's a girl in my class who whenever my gaze goes into her direction, she puts a book or something to cover her face. I decided to start laughing at her. When she finally noticed, she was piiissed!

"Brendan (last name with-held). Stop looking at me!" -hysterical laughter- "Stop laughing! How dare you (seriously)" -falls out of chair- "You're not my mom!" -laughing- "You're terrible!" -she throws her face into her desk, friends come and consul her-

Now everyone thinks I like her, even though (D&D dorkliciousness now) she's Lawful Good and I am Neutral Evil, she's a girl who dyes her hear and wears Hollister and I'm indie, and she put me in school consuler hell for three months.

I'm staring at the cellphone girl's ass now. It's really creepy, but I love the angle it makes when she sits on the bus. But god, it's weird.

Logan Song: Hang Up and Die Again [link]

BYE GUYS!!!

Devious Information

  • Current Age: Old enough to watch PG-13 movies but not old enough to drive
  • Current Residence: Spocompton
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Adult Small-Adult Medium, buy me buttons!
  • Print preference: Posters
  • Interests: Skateboarding, books, cameras, making people feel bad, talking myself out of fights
  • Favourite movie: Richard Crumb: Interdimentional Investment Banker, and Bloodlust and Sock Puppets
  • Favourite band or musician: Boards of Canada, Eco Cola, The Sex Pistols, Knoxskorner, Theivery Corperation, Logan Whitehurst
  • Favourite genre of music: Electronic, Alternative, Dirty Punker Kid Music, Ska!, pretty much anything but Country
  • Favourite artist: Richard Vanderwende, that guy's crackers
  • Favourite poet or writer: Douglas Adams
  • Favourite photographer: Myself
  • Favourite style or digital art: Post Modernist
  • Operating System: Mac
  • MP3 player of choice: I listen to MP6s. Twice as good baby
  • Shell of choice: Spiky Red Koopa, those are handy in Mario Kart
  • Wallpaper of choice: Default
  • Skin of choice: Asian skin. Nice balance of pigment, always creamy and smooth
  • Favourite game: Elders Scrolls III: Morrowind. I'm such a geek.
  • Favourite gaming platform: xBox 360 and if any would come out, I'd use my mac
  • Favourite cartoon character: Haruko from Fooly Cooly; Zim from, well ZIM; Toph from Avatar; and Pick & Dr. Bob from Klay Worl
  • Personal Quote: Outsmartin' the Popos since 1994!
  • Tools of the Trade: Nikon CORP, a little Sony, and soon, a scanner

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Devious Comments

~topdog24:icontopdog24: 2 days 11 hours ago
Thank you sooooo much for the favorite on Tick-Tock!

=D

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~Mardith:iconMardith: May 5, 2008, 7:06:39 AM
DA DA DA DA DA DA WATCHIIIIING!

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Giraffin' em up

Thou be warned. Mardith the Great has arrived and he insists thou to take a look on his Deviations and send him thy comments.

Thou just have to get used to my *purr*ing
~SirZebra:iconSirZebra: May 4, 2008, 1:43:13 PM
DUN DUN DUUUN!!!

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*Schneeauge:iconSchneeauge: May 4, 2008, 10:31:38 AM
Thanks for :+fav: :)

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~Mardith:iconMardith: May 4, 2008, 9:38:10 AM
Am watching thee.

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Giraffin' giraffin
Giraffin' em up

Thou be warned. Mardith the Great has arrived and he insists thou to take a look on his Deviations and send him thy comments.

Thou just have to get used to my *purr*ing
~Rukkel:iconRukkel: May 3, 2008, 5:17:56 PM
Then MOAHR it SHALL BE!!!
~SirZebra:iconSirZebra: May 3, 2008, 5:00:00 PM
Good boy Rukkel. Now.. Make more!!! THERE MUST BE MORE!!!

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~Rukkel:iconRukkel: May 3, 2008, 12:06:55 PM
[link] ,there u go mr zebra:D new deviation, hope I've improved
~SirZebra:iconSirZebra: May 1, 2008, 5:54:40 PM
I think I know who this is from. Thanks a lot whoever it it.

I didn't even know you guys existed. What a cool service.

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*SecretAdmirerPlz:iconSecretAdmirerPlz: Apr 30, 2008, 6:53:02 PM

Happiness is the seasonal air,
Let the warm breezes lessen your cares,
The sun is shining the grass is green,
Open your window and pull down the screen,
Time to put your worries away,
How can you feel down on such a beautiful day?

Sent by, An Admirer
=Kaizo-Konpaku:iconKaizo-Konpaku: Apr 30, 2008, 1:10:29 AM
And your tits are really small.

Your one to talk Mrs. "I draw anime really shit".

Leave him alone, wapanese nerd.

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There's not enough pot to go to
92% of the teenage population,
You are all Bloody Retarded.
=Kaizo-Konpaku:iconKaizo-Konpaku: Apr 30, 2008, 1:00:50 AM
pussy

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:oops::-X:|:pray::fight::nod::dead::bucktooth::-O:hmm::XD::fear:

There's not enough pot to go to
92% of the teenage population,
You are all Bloody Retarded.
=Kaizo-Konpaku:iconKaizo-Konpaku: Apr 30, 2008, 12:59:59 AM
wtf? leave him alone you stuck up bitch.

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:oops::-X:|:pray::fight::nod::dead::bucktooth::-O:hmm::XD::fear:

There's not enough pot to go to
92% of the teenage population,
You are all Bloody Retarded.
~SirZebra:iconSirZebra: Apr 29, 2008, 4:15:23 PM
Pretty pinker girls are a weakness, what can I say?

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=nothingreal0:iconnothingreal0: Apr 28, 2008, 12:18:02 PM
Thank you for the :+fav: on self:curiosity!! I greatly appreciate it. :hug:

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~kenniii:iconkenniii: Apr 27, 2008, 9:34:53 PM
thanks very much :glomp:

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im n00B :sunnysideup:
kekekekeke~
~SirZebra:iconSirZebra: Apr 27, 2008, 4:06:13 PM
And :P to you too! :P

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~SirZebra:iconSirZebra: Apr 27, 2008, 4:05:59 PM
Victim!

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~Silverwind-fox-wolf:iconSilverwind-fox-wolf: Apr 27, 2008, 3:32:27 PM Mood: Irritated
JERK

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~animalcrueltyiswrong:iconanimalcrueltyiswrong: Apr 26, 2008, 7:11:55 AM
meany

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everyday hundreds of innocent animals die because some was to lazy to feed, or take care of them, everyone can help!
~llparazitell:iconllparazitell: Apr 24, 2008, 10:52:29 AM
thanks for +devwatch: :hug:
*chexm1x:iconchexm1x: Apr 19, 2008, 1:41:51 PM
thx for the :+fav:

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